Whoa, Bucko!
Just so you know - you just made a mistake.
You're asking for a page that just doesn't exist on this site - or, likely, anywhere else.
Dream on.
Clearly, you are in need of a good dose of our advice, or perhaps a cautionary horoscope.
Or, since as we all know, idle hands are the devil's tools, you may need a task -
and your Board of MisDirectors has tasks for you!
Or perhaps you have some unresolved trauma in your past
that you'd like to know how to take advantage of.
Or, maybe you're distracted and befuddled by some relationship you're in,
and need a refresher on The Horrors of Intimacy.
In any case, it's time you learned to stop asking for what you want,
and just take what's offered.
Otherwise, you're just courting disappointment and wasting everyone's time.
Right?