Afraid of being noticed? Of not being noticed?
Of making mistakes?
Of giving it all you've got - and failing miserably?
Of course you are! There's good reason for that!
Let us tell you why!
Welcome to the Official Website of Your Board of Mis-Directors™.
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Our dedicated Board Members – known in some circles as your internal voices, inner dialogue, inner critic, etc. - bring the most effective tools, tricks and technologies to help keep you safe from risky, ill-advised decisions, actions, relationships, and life changes.
In the past we’ve relied on our handy access to your inner thoughts.
But in this Internet age, we see the opportunity
to give you even MORE ways to benefit from our wisdom and skill.
After all, you deserve the very best!
Who Loves You? We Do!
Who else takes the time to focus entirely on you, your choices (and mistakes), your pain and suffering, the wrongs you have perpetrated on others and they on you? Who else devotes every moment to keeping you safe from yourself, others and life in general? No one, that's who! No one loves you the way we do!
We're the only ones who are here for you - just for YOU!
We focus on YOU 24/7!
Our Offerings
We offer a wide variety of services to help thwart those misguided “self-growth opportunities,” impulses for change, urges toward intimacy, and other imprudent inclinations:
- Free Horoscopes. Wondering what horrors and tediousness may be awaiting you? We'll give you a heads-up, along with a suggestion of how many (and which) Board members you might want to consult to get you through with a minimum of danger. See your free horoscopes...
- On Second Thought… Our newsletter. Feeling like finally going back to school, ending a bad relationship, looking for a new job? Our newsletter regularly delivered straight to your e-mail provides time-tested remedies to douse all inclinations toward rash, over-confident, pie-in-the-sky behavior. Sign up here!
- Why Bother? Our advice column - Read our archives or send in a question of your own: .
- Special Reports. The resources you need to successfully avoid or negotiate the risks and pitfalls of various dangerous situations. Visit our Special Reports page for the latest and greatest about these great resources, currently in development:
- Extra Special Double Report: The Horrors of Intimacy with 5 Ways to Stay Safe in Relationship
- How to Take Just about Anything Personally, and Why You Should
- Dealing with Mistakes: The Definitive Defensive Guide
- and more!
- Twitter. Yes, of course we Twitter! We practically invented it, right? Except we used to do it just in your head. Now we can Tweet in your head, to your cell phone, and so much more!
- Mentoring. Yes, you read that right! Feeling particularly tempted to fulfill a lifelong goal? Finding it hard to resist some major “life enhancing” change? Get a Board of Mis-Directors E-mail Mentor of your very own to help you weigh the cons before you act. Review our Board Member descriptions and choose the one that's right for you!
Why run the risk of failure when we’re right here to help you!
Remember: We're all about YOU!